Why I Lose At Pickleball Tee
Color (Grey)
Size (S)
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$36.00
$49.99
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Description+
A rigorous statistical breakdown with a sample size of one and no methodology whatsoever. The 1% is being generous and everyone involved knows it.
- •100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- •Relaxed unisex fit, twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
- •Prepared and shipped from the USA
Washing Instructions+
- •Machine wash cold, inside out
- •Tumble dry low
- •Do not iron directly on the print
- •Do not dry clean
- •Do not wash with a cow
- •Do not wash with a second, rival cow
- •Do not explain the joke to the tee. It knows
- •Do not bleach, boil, bury, or bring to arbitration
- •If the tee becomes sentient, finish the current game first
Field Tested+
- •Meteorite resistant up to one (1) medium meteorite
- •Survives contact with a 4.0 player who says they are a 3.0
- •Rated for open play, closed play, and quietly judging from a bench
- •Dinosaur proof. Untested against dinosaurs, but we are confident
- •Holds up in an argument about a line call you already lost
- •Machine washable. Court washable. Not lava washable
How To Put On This Tee+
- 1.Remove the tee from the packaging
- 2.Locate the front. The front is the side with the joke on it
- 3.Insert head into the largest hole
- 4.Insert one arm into each of the two medium holes
- 5.If you have used all four holes and your head is in a sleeve, return to step 2
- 6.Pull down until the tee stops moving
- 7.Congratulations. You are wearing the tee. No further action is required
Shipping & Returns+
Most orders are ready within 2-5 business days, then ship within the US.
Damaged or wrong item? Full refund or reprint, no questions asked, within 30 days.
Personalized tees (team/player name) are final sale. See full details on our policy pages.
