Two Pickles Rally Tee
Color (White)
Size (S)
Quantity
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$36.00
$49.99
Launch priceFree shipping on orders $85+. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Personalize (optional)
We'll follow up by email to confirm exactly how it should look before printing.
Made For You
Printed when you order, not before
30-Day Defect Guarantee
Damaged or wrong item? We fix it
4-12 Business Days
Free US shipping over $85
Why this fabric
We didn't pick the cheap blank. Order once and you'll feel why.
6.1 oz heavyweight
Heavier than the average tee. Holds its shape wash after wash.
Garment-dyed
Dyed after it's already sewn together, for the soft, slightly worn-in color Comfort Colors is known for.
100% ring-spun cotton
Soft from the first wear. No break-in period.
Relaxed, unisex fit
Cut for movement on the court, not a mannequin.
Description+
Two pickles, one rally, zero regrets.
- •100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- •Relaxed unisex fit, twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
- •Prepared and shipped from the USA
Washing Instructions+
- •Machine wash cold, inside out
- •Tumble dry low
- •Do not iron directly on the print
- •Do not dry clean
- •Do not wash with a cow
- •Do not wash with a second, rival cow
- •Do not explain the joke to the tee. It knows
- •Do not bleach, boil, bury, or bring to arbitration
- •If the tee becomes sentient, finish the current game first
Field Tested+
- •Meteorite resistant up to one (1) medium meteorite
- •Survives contact with a 4.0 player who says they are a 3.0
- •Rated for open play, closed play, and quietly judging from a bench
- •Dinosaur proof. Untested against dinosaurs, but we are confident
- •Holds up in an argument about a line call you already lost
- •Machine washable. Court washable. Not lava washable
How To Put On This Tee+
- 1.Remove the tee from the packaging
- 2.Locate the front. The front is the side with the joke on it
- 3.Insert head into the largest hole
- 4.Insert one arm into each of the two medium holes
- 5.If you have used all four holes and your head is in a sleeve, return to step 2
- 6.Pull down until the tee stops moving
- 7.Congratulations. You are wearing the tee. No further action is required
Quick Questions+
Does this run true to size?
Relaxed fit. If you like it snug, size down. Full measurements in the size chart above.
How long until it ships?
4-12 business days total: 2-7 to print, 2-5 to arrive. Nothing sits pre-made in a warehouse, so that's the real number, not a best case.
How do I take care of it?
Cold wash, inside out, tumble dry low. Full list (including the jokes) in Washing Instructions above.
I added a team or player name. What happens next?
We'll email you to confirm exactly how it should look. Nothing prints until you say go.
Shipping & Returns+
4-12 business days to your door: 2-7 to print it, 2-5 in transit. Free US shipping over $85, flat $5.50 below that.
Damaged or wrong item? Full refund or reprint within 30 days of delivery, and you keep the tee.
Personalized tees (team/player name) are final sale. See full details on our policy pages.
