The Vault
These are not the leftovers. They are the opposite.
A design ends up in here when it starts meaning something: it outsold everything else that month, a team wore it through a bracket they had no business winning, or somebody you would recognize put it on and people asked about it. At that point we stop printing it. Not because we ran out of ink, because a shirt everyone owns is a shirt nobody talks about.
So they sit here at $249, which is a price designed to be declined. The other way in is the free tee you unlock when you buy three: serve for a crate and you get whatever it lands on. Same shirt, same print run, nothing paid.
Buy three tees and one of these is free.
That is a $249 shirt for the price of nothing. It is, by a wide margin, the best deal we offer, which is why we buried it behind buying three.
Locked this month
5 designs
In the cratesSandbagger Seal Tee
Officially certified. Everyone already knew.
Only in Espresso
$249 or free with any 3
In the cratesEmotionally Stable Tee
One of those two things is true.
Only in Espresso
$249 or free with any 3
In the cratesBacon Of Sports Tee
A take so bad it became a shirt.
Only in White
$249 or free with any 3
In the cratesTournament Weekend Tee
You are not in the tournament. You still bought the poster.
Only in White
$249 or free with any 3
In the cratesDefinitely A 3.0 Tee
Nobody believes you. Wear it anyway.
Only in Espresso
$249 or free with any 3
Gone for good
0 designsNothing has been pulled yet. Everything that made it in here is still winnable.
Two ways in. One of them is silly.
Pay $249 like a person with more money than sense. Or buy any three tees, serve for a crate, and walk out with one for nothing. People who take the second route own the same shirt.
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