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Stretching Is My Warm-Up T-Shirt
Color: Black
Size: S
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Description
And also, if we're being honest, my entire workout.
For players who took up the sport later in life and are not slowing down: retired and on court more than ever, or sore from last week and back anyway. The joke is always about age or the body rather than about a particular level of play, which is why these land on players who win plenty of their games. It is also one of the safest gift themes we sell, because it is something people say about themselves out loud, constantly.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit, twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Prepared and shipped from the USA
Washing Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
- Do not wash with a cow
- Do not wash with a second, rival cow
- Do not explain the joke to the tee. It knows
- Do not bleach, boil, bury, or bring to arbitration
- If the tee becomes sentient, finish the current game first
Shipping & Returns
4-12 business days to your door: 2-7 to print it, 2-5 in transit. Free US shipping over $85, flat $5.50 below that.
Damaged or wrong item? Full refund or reprint within 30 days of delivery, and you keep the tee.
Personalized tees (team/player name) are final sale.
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What you’re actually getting
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton that gets better with age. Not the cheap blank that goes shapeless after three washes.
The blank matters
You can see the weight in the fabric
6.1 oz of garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, dyed after the shirt is already sewn. That is where the soft, slightly faded, lived-in color comes from, and why it still hangs right after a season of Saturday mornings.
Worn where it counts
It has to survive the part after the game
Nobody changes before the bench, the coffee, or the argument about whether that ball was in. The shirt you played in is the shirt you keep wearing, so it is cut and built for both.
Questions about the club?
Is this a good gift for an older pickleball player?
Yes, and it is one of the safest themes for a gift. Getting older and still playing hard is a joke players make about themselves all the time, so a shirt that says it back reads as recognition rather than an assessment.
Does this work as a pickleball retirement gift?
It works well. Retirement is when a lot of players go from once a week to most days, and a shirt that jokes about age or soreness lands with somebody living exactly that. Pair it with a sleeve of balls or an hour of court time if you want it to feel like more than one object.
Is the humor about age or about being bad at pickleball?
Mostly about age and the body. These are the jokes players make about themselves, which is why they read as affectionate rather than as a comment on how somebody plays.
Does this run true to size?
Relaxed fit. If you like it snug, size down. Full measurements in the size chart.
How long until it ships?
4-12 business days total: 2-7 to print, 2-5 to arrive. Nothing sits pre-made in a warehouse, so that's the real number, not a best case.
How do I take care of it?
Cold wash, inside out, tumble dry low. Full list (including the jokes) in Washing Instructions.
What materials are your tees made of?
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed. Heavier than the average tee, soft from the first wear.