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We Argue We Win Anyway T-Shirt
Color: Ivory
Size: S
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Description
The strategy talk goes badly and the scoreboard does not care.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit, twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Prepared and shipped from the USA
Washing Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
- Do not wash with a cow
- Do not wash with a second, rival cow
- Do not explain the joke to the tee. It knows
- Do not bleach, boil, bury, or bring to arbitration
- If the tee becomes sentient, finish the current game first
Shipping & Returns
4-12 business days to your door: 2-7 to print it, 2-5 in transit. Free US shipping over $85, flat $5.50 below that.
Damaged or wrong item? Full refund or reprint within 30 days of delivery, and you keep the tee.
Personalized tees (team/player name) are final sale.
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What you’re actually getting
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton that gets better with age. Not the cheap blank that goes shapeless after three washes.
The blank matters
You can see the weight in the fabric
6.1 oz of garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, dyed after the shirt is already sewn. That is where the soft, slightly faded, lived-in color comes from, and why it still hangs right after a season of Saturday mornings.
Worn where it counts
It has to survive the part after the game
Nobody changes before the bench, the coffee, or the argument about whether that ball was in. The shirt you played in is the shirt you keep wearing, so it is cut and built for both.
Questions about the club?
Does this run true to size?
Relaxed fit. If you like it snug, size down. Full measurements in the size chart.
How long until it ships?
4-12 business days total: 2-7 to print, 2-5 to arrive. Nothing sits pre-made in a warehouse, so that's the real number, not a best case.
How do I take care of it?
Cold wash, inside out, tumble dry low. Full list (including the jokes) in Washing Instructions.
What materials are your tees made of?
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed. Heavier than the average tee, soft from the first wear.